$375,000

With Great Differential Comes Great Discount! This house is move-in ready and NOT a project. Why is it $100K under market? The foundation is crooked. Crooked as a dog's hind leg. Crooked as the Pearl River. Crookeder than an indicted politician. My seller had some much funnier suggestions, but I refuse to use them! If you have a fear of heights, don't look across the living room. Did I mention the house has a slope? Did I mention it's priced several no-bid contracts under market? So, no ... the house is not level, but it's not changing either. Work was done to stabilize the foundation in the summer of 2023. Measurements show it is NOT moving, and the work is under a full transferrable warranty until 2028. Any adjustments thereafter are around a thousand bucks. The house has an architectural roof with 10-15 years of remaining service life per a recent inspection by respected local company. The exterior trim was repaired and painted in 2025, the interior walls as well. The tankless water heater is brand new. Plumbing & HVAC have recent inspections with no red flags. All the normal wallet bombs are taken care of. And to top it off, the neighborhood allows pedestrian access to a nearby 5th-12th grade school campus! NO MORE CARPOOL!